Wow! Sunshine and blue skies. 'Poo patrol' and mow the grass but only after piriton and Deet used to combat the nasties. Stop because one undetected dog turd discovered lurking in the long grass. Further stop to shout abuse at the dog for depositing said turd. A quick assault on any stray weeds and I am ready. Chair, book, cup of tea, sunglasses, positioned for the sun....ahhhh, lovely. Police helicopter overhead for 20 minutes....fucking noise! Just shoot the bastards and let me get back to sun-worshipping. I admit defeat and return to studying...



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