Wednesday, March 10, 2010

As you can see this vicious beast needs a licence, insurance and red flags carried by slow walking pensioners as I walk her amongst the potential victims in the High Street. The machinations flowing through her cunning mind as we walk along: me with a superstrength double looped steel tensile lead and muzzle to ensure she doesn't maul any innocent kiddiwinks. She, focused upon sticks, pigeons and dropped kebabs.
So who will the new dog licences effect?
Ill educated knobheads with ill-treated dogs trained to kill or.....pensioners, disabled, unemployed, etc...The common theme is poverty. Fuckwit labour politicians disconnected from real people and the real world will punish those whom they supposedly represent. I don't smoke but I believe publicans can make their own decisions as to whether to allow smoking. Ditto alcohol, fatty foods and chocolate, Hawaiian shirts, S&M practices, etc... Adults make choices, often informed but sometimes without considering the consequences. It makes A&E a tad more interesting whilst staff remove that strange object from your body and enlivens Facebook as you spot your neighbour half dressed and pissed up in the local pub. Allow children and adults to have an education and adults to then make choices within acceptable social contracts. So it is with dogs and their owners. Most dog owners can spot the knobhead with the screwed up dog and will make their exit sharpish before the fuckwit and his dog (Fuckwits are usually male) spots their latest victim. The dog does not know any better but the ill educated knobhead does. The police know who they are and Joe Public is able to recognise them immediately. Why punish law abiding people. I am so fucking sick and tired of these intrusive liberty hating mealy mouthed closed minds who masquerade as public servants. I'll be scooped up and detained by the obesity police or for sporting that oppressive symbol of misogyny, a moustache.


Blogger Seany said...

As usual, good point well made.
Although I'm a little concerned about the Facebook photos of your half dressed pissed up neighbours!

5:43 am  
Blogger Suzanne Jones said...

It's just another tax on vulnerable easy targets - the ones it's meant for will just ignore it.

5:14 pm  
Blogger delcatto said...

They have now scrapped the idea of a compulsory insurance scheme for dogs.
I must away and lie me down...common sense from the government.

10:20 pm  

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