Tuesday, June 02, 2009

Cooking some snorkers yesterday evening and I stupidly placed the spatter lid down...on top of my right hand. Cue lots of Anglo-Saxon and various animals running for cover. Right as rain this morning but it has left a wicked scar. The lid's stepped and it looks as though I've been clawed by a large cat. I managed to convince a couple of people at work that I had an encounter with the Lincolnshire Black Cat. Who told the local press and how do I get out of this one?

I can photoshop this picture, darken it a bit and put an actionman figure in fighting for his life. That'll convince them...


Blogger Miss Mapp said...

What's a snorker?

12:59 pm  
Blogger delcatto said...

A sausage.

9:38 am  
Blogger Miss Mapp said...

Ahhhh. Duhhh! Should have guessed from the sound. Thought maybe they were chips!

10:34 am  

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