Woke up this morning,
Up with the rising sun,
Yeah I woke up this morning,
Look at what I found done,
They gone and hurt my Sweet Ella,
They done hurt her and they run,
I'm gonna hunt 'em down,
They sure are gonna pay,
They gone and hurt my Sweet Ella,
In the cold,cold light of day.

Some low life fucking wazzock decided in the early hours of this morning to boot my car and leave a bloody great dent in it. Mrs.Catto and a neighbour heard a commotion at about 1 a.m. and that's when we think they did the dirty deed...wankers.
No damage beyond the dent but I have to ask why? It's a little Honda Jazz...harmless unless you walk in front of it when it's doing over thirty. Merciless in it's collecting of small insects around the highways and byways, but it doesn't deliberately seek the lives of smaller beasties.So why cold bloodedly assault a small friendly vehicle quietly napping away.Bastards.
You'll have to excuse me but there will be some fruity language expressed during this post, as I cannot express my anger by kicking the cunt who did this.So keep small children away from this post because I am sure their language would be enriched with some old anglo-saxon expressions.
Ella is the name of the Jazz, as in
Ella Fitzgerald.Attractive, full-bodied, hot blooded and on song.
Something similar happened a couple of years ago when Asbo Annie was kicked out of Derby and moved into rented accommodation near here.She got drunk one night and decided to scratch 29 cars along ours and neighbouring streets.If you are a lowlife non-achieving loser with an inferiority complex and envious of others who achieve and do things with their lives, fuck off and do something with your useless, pointless existence.Most people struggle to overcome the difficulties in their lives and achieve something worthwhile.It can be bringing up children, pursuing a career, overcoming disabilities or escaping a sink estate via education, sport,etc... I don't know whether this damage was done as a result of drunken 'high jinks' or if it was the envy of a useless witless shit. I don't really care...just fuck off somewhere that matches your pointless existence.Rant over...cunt...nearly over.
I had planned to post today about the swallows nesting above our front door who have been there two weeks now.Much to the bemusement of the cats who stare longingly and vocally out of the window at the swallows.I'll post about them another day.
TTFN.
(They are still bastards!).